Imaginary Bitches - Season 1

First aired: 5/2/2008 13 episodes
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Episodes

1. It's Not Easy Making Imaginary New Friends

Aired: 5/2/2008

When Eden’s girlfriends are all too busy with their boyfriends to talk about the details of her amazing one-night stand, she decides to create a new friend to celebrate with.

2. The Dirtier Isn't Always The Better

Aired: 5/9/2008

When Eden's Friend Lizzie doesn't invite her to a "couples-only" dinner party, Catherine appears and argues that Lizzie is a terrible friend. Eden creates another imaginary friend, Heather, to defend her.

3. Where Were You When Eden Got Drunk and Puked All Over Me and Lizzie?

Aired: 5/16/2008

When Brooke learns about Eden's imaginary friends she decides to take on the bitches in order to win back her best friend.

4. A New Leper In The Colony

Aired: 5/23/2008

Eden is very excited when she is invited to a singles party, only to learn that real girls can be bitches, too. In this episode we are introduced to Jessalyn, Eden's nemesis.

5. It's Totally What You Think

Aired: 5/30/2008

Eden's friend Connie sets her up with a guy from her office, Mark, who has an imaginary life of his own. But the date ends badly when Eden and Mark's imaginary worlds collide.

6. Help Dr. James Help You

Aired: 6/6/2008

Eden hopes a session with Brooke's shrink (played by James Kee) will help her with her imaginary problems... but sadly, Dr. Kee seems to have an even weaker grasp on reality than she does.

7. A Spiritual Bitch-Bath

Aired: 6/13/2008

Eden and Brooke attend a yoga class taught by spiritual guru wanna-be Brittany (Brittany Ishibashi), who just so happens to be the girl who stole Eden's ex-boyfriend. But Brittany learns that payback's a bitch when Catherine and Heather expose her as a fraud.

8. Sexy Secret Santa

Aired: 7/11/2008

When Brooke finds out that Eden and her imaginary friends are doing Secret Santa in July, she feels guilty for having left Eden out of the girls' "couples-only" gift exchange last Christmas. But when Brooke, Lizzie and Connie crash Eden's imaginary holiday party, the bitches have a plan to make Eden's real friends disappear.

9. Porn Star Priest

Aired: 7/18/2008

Connie introduces Eden to her very sexy priest (played by Charlie Koznik) and hopes that he can "exorcise" her imaginary demons. But his technique is unconventional, and his past downright seedy.

10. Imaginary Bridezilla

Aired: 7/25/2008

Lizzie is depressed after breaking up with her boyfriend, but she finds something better than vodka to ease her sorrow: the wedding of her dreams. Too bad it's all in her head!

11. Only Crazy Girls Quife

Aired: 8/1/2008

Eden thinks that she has finally met Mr. Right, but when he doesn't call her she turns to the bitches to help her find out why. Turns out he was willing to overlook that quife... Breaking and entering? Not so much.

12. Three Bitches Is An Imaginary Crowd (Part 1)

Aired: 8/8/2008

Eden creates a dating profile on Match.com with the help of a new imaginary friend, Jennifer, who, unlike Catherine and Heather, seems to think Eden is perfect just the way she is. But when Jennifer makes sexual advances towards her, Eden wonders if her imagination is telling her she should be playing for the other team... or at least dating them.

13. Three Bitches Is An Imaginary Crows (Part 2)

Aired: 8/15/2008

In the season finale Eden decides to go on a date with a sexy lady she meets at the gym. At dinner they flirt, they share deep, dark secrets, things are going great. So what bitch could possibly ruin Eden's first promising date? This time she's not even of the imaginary variety. She's as real as she is bitchy.