Aired: 3/4/1983
Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.
Aired: 3/11/1983
Aired: 3/18/1983
Baker and Valentine plot to use the base's computer as a computer dating service.
Aired: 3/25/1983
Baker and Valentine get caught renting Army equipment to a nudist colony.
Aired: 4/1/1983
Colonel Clapp's new automated security system is sabotaged.
Aired: 4/8/1983
Baker pretends to be sick in order to be looked at by a pretty doctor.
Aired: 4/15/1983
Baker and Valentine rent the chapel to a couple wanting a military wedding.
Aired: 4/22/1983
Corporal Grey bets Major Hawkins that there has been a American female war hero.
Aired: 4/29/1983
After one insult too many, the soldiers get revenge on Major Hawkins by stealing his secret laser device.
Aired: 5/13/1983
Baker plans a romantic evening with Lola, but is ordered on a mission.
Aired: 5/20/1983
The soldier force Corporal Wessel to help them break up a gambling ring at the saloon.
Aired: 5/27/1983
A Texas state police officer comes to the base believing that Valentine is seeing his girlfriend.
Aired: 6/3/1983
A Russian spy is working at Tar Creek and the Pentagon thinks one of the soldiers is providing her with information.
Aired: 6/10/1983
A former All-American football player arrives at tar Creek and Colonel Clapp wants to play him against Navy.
