The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Season 7

First aired: 1/6/2026 3 episodes

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Episodes

1. The Twelfth Day After Christmas with Trixie and Katya

Aired: 1/6/2026

'Twas 12 days after Christmas, when we gathered in the valley, To record a podcast and reflect on our holiday glee. We had dashed through L.A., to a glittering A-List soirée, To eat pizza and sliders at Charlize Theron’s chalet. Trixie ran into Paul Feig, a multi-Emmy nominee, But congratulated him, instead, on a bit part from the 90s. Such awkwardness made her hungry, so she eyed the pizza pie, But Sofia Vergara blocked the way, and she couldn't get by. Instead of battling the gorgeousness, she took a circuitous route, Dodging Vergara's radiance and a tray of Brussels sprouts. As the dolls danced and grew tired, they eventually went home, But still full of cheer, Katya whipped out her phone. And lo, on Grindr, there appeared a man with looks and class, An absolute winner, with an immaculate ass. Katya ate so much butt that the next day alas, Her tongue grew sore, her lips chapped like broken glass. But excess is allowed, so they have no regrets...

19. IMHO's Darby and Alexis Summon Charcuterie Spirits with Trixie

Aired: 5/12/2026

The city of Burbank was sweating secrets, and somewhere beneath the flicker of a dying neon sign, IMHO: The Podcast's Darby Lynn Cartwright & Alexis Bevels were cooking up a scheme with Katya’s name written all over it. Their plan was simple, dirty, and dressed in bad lighting: remove Katya from the equation and slide into The Bald and the Beautiful like two dames with alibis and microphones. Trixie, alone in the studio, never saw the plot curling through the room like cigarette smoke in a cheap motel lobby. Friendships are questioned, loyalties are lipstick-stained, and everyone’s wondering who really belongs under that Bald and Beautiful tinseltown spotlight.

30. Wear Your Virtue, Broadcast Your Bouquet with Trixie and Katya

Aired: 7/28/2026

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