Aired: 7/24/2008
Never masturbate while playing Nintendo
Aired: 7/31/2008
Delicious – like heart cookies from a dead body.
Aired: 8/7/2008
May the way of the hero lead to fairy poontang.
Aired: 8/14/2008
The skeletons on Level 1 are gay for deals.
Aired: 8/21/2008
Fog equals power.
Aired: 9/4/2008
Neil and dragon guy, BFFs 4 ever!