Aired: 1/4/2016
Gyms: They're the only way you can get fit, aside from all the other ways, and the only place you can get juice, aside from lots of others.
Aired: 2/1/2016
If it's hot out and you're in dire need of refreshment, just grab yourself an ice cold bottle of candy.
Aired: 3/21/2016
It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.
Aired: 4/25/2016
Because if anyone needs real talk, it's gamers.
Aired: 6/6/2016
Enough with the maps! We don't even understand their meanings anyway.
Aired: 7/4/2016
Only good marketing could get the entire world addicted to black liquid that raises blood pressure and increases stress.
Aired: 8/1/2016
When are guys going to have to start enduring the rigors of birth control?
Aired: 9/5/2016
Let's just go back to blood-letting and bile drinking already.
Aired: 10/3/2016
They SHOULD tell you, but don't because it's hard to market nightmares.
Aired: 10/24/2016
If you like hamburgers, maybe don't watch this video.
Aired: 11/11/2016
Energy drinks are just like drugs except with cooler colors.
Aired: 11/18/2016
Airlines: Bending you over for the pleasure of soaring 39,000 feet above the earth in a fart-filled tube.
Aired: 12/16/2016
The lottery is a great investment of your hard earned money, but only if you win.
Aired: 12/23/2016
Maybe don't watch this while sitting in your hotel room.
