as Sitcom Head

as Larold Swales

as O'Reilly (voice)

as Kyle (voice)

as Bob (voice) / Trey (voice)

as Announcer (voice)

as Gary

as Taz

as Security Guard

as Police Officer #2

as Guy Who Throws Swords Away in Dumpster

as Dan Aykroyd

as Blood-Drooling Parrothead