as Marquises Saint Meran

as Annie Sue (voice)

as Maudra Argot (voice) / Podling Servant (voice) / Various Characters (puppet)

as Additional Roles (voice) / Various Characters (puppet)

as Podling Servant (voice) / Various Characters (puppet)

as Various Characters (puppet)

as Maudra Argot (voice) / Various Characters (puppet)

as Ensemble Performer

as Mazeppa

as Annie Sue / UK Muppet Performer (voice)

as Funella Furchester (Voice)

as Self

as Margaret Thatcher

as Self

as Chicken (voice)

as Alfonso D'Bruzzo / Additional Muppets

as Annie Sue / Additional Muppets

as Annie Sue / Additional Muppets

as Rosinda Brandram

as "South American Way" Singer (voice)

as Female Tourist Rat / Rat Tour Guide (voice)

as Self (archive footage)

as Raisin / Hortense / Daffodil

as Mrs. Dilber / Spider / Additional Muppet Performer (voice) (uncredited)

as Gwendoline

as Ballroom Dancer

as Mother (voice)

as Self

as Miss Sullivan

as Jane

as Private Elsa Bigstern

as Edith Stanley

as Gourmand

as Self

as Popcorn Girl (voice)

as Muppet Performer

as Annie Sue Pig / Additional Muppets (voice)