as Headmaster Toddman

as Ennis

as Lawton Nuss

as Jeffrey

as Dr. Mordecai Ham

as Chief McGinnis

as Desk Cop

as Robert Tillman

as Bill

as Mr. Mallory

as Suffolk County Sergeant

as Dance Partner

as Richard Loomis

as Skip (segment "Buenos Dias")

as Tom Fowler

as Mr. Nicholson

as Lauter

as Danny

as Billy

as Det. John Marker

as Smiler Lawyer

as Gun Lobbyist

as Barbecue Dad

as Officer Renfro

as Uniform Cop

as Dirk Martin

as Stan

as Sheriff Michaels

as Doug

as Leroy

as Boat Yard Owner

as Marvin

as Jack Vukovich

as Termite Boss

as Mr. Brown

as Mike

as Stan Wallis

as Cliff - Foreman

as Shaughnessy

as Mr. Shaughnessy